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Jul 14, 2011 12:00am EDT
. and comedian hannibal buress. >> jimmy: we just met the michael jordan of belly flopping. there's nothing funnier than a flat guy slapping his >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jason bateman. from the cincinnati bengals, dhani jones. the sixth annual belly flop competition. and comedian hannibal buress. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thank you for attending. it's summer here in los angeles. lindsay lohan already has a deep brown ankle monitoring device tan line. it's beautiful. i know a lot of people are visiting. here's something funny to do. you should absolutely visit the beach if you are here in l.a. act like you are digging for sand crabs and pull out a kitten. kids go crazy. they really do. it gets very, very hot here in l.a. right now, it's a scorching 68 degrees. so, we thought it would be fun to give pedestrians a chance to cool off. this is something we do every
Jul 14, 2011 12:00am PDT
? >> so much. can i have a triple segmenento tell you? >> dicky: dhani jones. and comedian hannibal buress. >> jimmy: we just met the michael jordan of belly flopping. michael jordan of belly floppin[ male announcer ] nature is unique... ...authentic... ...pure... and also delicious. ♪ like nature valley. granola bars made with crunchy oats and pure honey. because natural is not only good, it also tastes good. nature valley -- 100% natural. 100% delicious. empty nest, new kitchen, new us? nature valley -- 100% natural. who are we? chic, modern, daring dinner-party hosts. that sounds dangerous, maybe we're more the tradiotional sunday brunch set? i'll expect slippers and a cocktail to be ready when i get home from work. point taken. how about... peaceful, quiet cottage in the country folk? now that's us. save up to 20% on every kitchen style, now until august 21st at ikea, the life improvement store. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jason bateman. from the cincinnati bengals, dhani jones. the sixth annual belly flop competition. and comedian hannibal buress.
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Jul 19, 2011 11:00pm PDT
is afghanistan hasn't been stable since, i guess, hannibal. (laughter) so the idea that we could stay there... (laughter). they don't appear to want to be stabilized so i mean... i guess the problem is can we really do that? can we do that for a country and is pakistan going to give them the room that they would need to do that or would they perhaps try and have some influence with the taliban adds well? >> well, first of all, i think afghanistan was stable since centuries. >> jon: well, obviously i was being humerus. (laughter) ... humorous. >> they had an agreement. the ethnic groups decided to stay together under the monarchy. the problems started 1979 when the monarch was... when the king was deposed and that's where this... where the war that they had, that glue that held them together was no more than there and the trouble started when the soviets came in. so that's what we're trying to repair now. and, indeed, they are not a country which can have democracy as enough the united states but they have to have their own form of democracy tailored to their own requirements, governance, ta
Jul 24, 2011 8:00pm PDT
with a monster. a hannibal lecter. >> mysterious murders. and murders. >> four of the victims were found in a burlap-type material. >> kaj larsen traces the trail of a serial killer still on the loose. >>> this is babylon, long island, an hour's drive away from manhattan, and it is known for beautiful million dollar homes and secluded beaches. but that same isolation that people come here to seek, as of late, has been masking a darker element. in december, police in long island make a shocking discovery. >> i don't think it's a coincidence that four bodies ended up in this area. >> for the past couple of years, women kept disappearing on long island. now, police think they may know why. >> we could have a serial killer. >> we are dealing with a psychotic murderer. >> police still don't have answers, so we tried to get to the bottom of this eerie mystery. >> where do we go now, gus? >> coletti, a man neighbors call the unofficial mayor of this community, shows me around. >> that's the house. that's where it all began. >> reporter: he tells me about a night last may that brought an unbelie
Jul 24, 2011 5:00pm PDT
: the family attorney -- >> that's how we know that we're dealing with a monster, a hannibal lecter, someone who's very bright and very calculating and very patient. >> reporter: in april, police find the remains of up to six more victims. they speculate about something truly horrifying. there may be more than one serial killer at work here. >> certainly the medical examiner is going to be looking at the possibility that shannon gilbert is one of the remains. >> there is no secret that we've been dumping bodies out here for decades. >> reporter: lou colombo is a retired officer from long island. he shows us how hard it is to search here. >> you can just look at it and know you literally cannot walk in from the roadway into this area. as a result, it lends itself to discarding a body, making it almost impossible to find. >> reporter: he says police have always known the area as a good place to get rid of a body and he explains why this will be a tough case to crack. in all fairness to nasa county police department, there aren't really hard and fast clues here, right? >> nothing. there's no ph
Jul 12, 2011 12:00am PDT
salmoni and his animals, louis c.k., hannibal buress and music from steel magnolia, parachute, and 311. so please join us all next week. since being discovered on a stoop in brooklyn at age 15, our first guest has appeared in more than 40 films. you can see her soon alongside kevin james and other dangerous animals in the new movie "zookeeper." it opens in theaters july 8th. please say hello to rosario dawson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you. so do you. >> jimmy: i heard you were tired tonight. >> i'm exhausted. i only got two hours of sleep last night. i was just high on, like, energy and my friends coming over, 2:30 in the morning, we put up my tv, all the wires. >> jimmy: you started installing electronic equipment in the middle of the night. why? was there something you wanted to see? >> my family is coming out to visit me and it was one of those things, i got a new tv, a ps-3, xbox, the whole thing. a lot of things to put together with all the wiring. i was like, okay, i'll wait for my brother to come back. i was like, no, i got the ladies. all the chick
Jul 15, 2011 12:00am PDT
the cincinnati bengals, dhani jones. and comedian hannibal buress. then, latetethis week -- shia labeouf. kevin nealon. green bay packers quarterback aaron rogers. dave salmoni and his terrifying animals. and we'll have music from parachute and 311. so join us. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest men around with an exceptionally funny show. the show is called "louie." you can watch it thursdays at 10:30 on fx. please say hello to louis c.k. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. nice to see you. >> really good. >> jimmy: it's been a while. >> it has been a long time. you're a much thinner fellow than you were before. >> jimmy: don't get used to it. >> no? >> jimmy: you -- now, you live in new york. >> yes. >> jimmy: you've got two little girls. >> yeah, two kids. >> jimmy: do they come on trips with you? >> no, no, i would not do ththa to them. they're at home with their mom sleeping right now. jimmy: they are, yeah. >> you know where your kids are now. didn't used to know -- you know what i mean, when we were kids, did your parents know where you were? >> jimmy: nev
Jul 17, 2011 6:00am PDT
and hanging down over my eye, it was a very hannibal elector kind of moment. >> he lost half of his blood but koontz said he never felt any pain. >> if you are going to nearly die and i was told i should have died in the hospital if you have got to nearly die that's the way to do it. no pain, no fear, and a very quick recovery. .. and the author of 100 books says, it has given him many ideas for more. >> do you see an end point to this? >> i don't think writers who love what they do retire until they fall dead on the keyboard, i nearly did, but it still hasn't stopped me. >> osgood: ahead, going sure, pulling the mold, mildew, and grime from out of the porous caverns of grout takes the right tools, but it also takes a gentle, caring touch. before you can deep clean, you learn to get a feel for its trouble spots. and hey, if you can't listen to grout, you can't truly know its wants...its needs...its dreams. ♪call 1-800-steemer. >> osgood: few creatures scare people more than bats, for good reason it turns out. barry peterson has the cold, hard facts. >> the evening in austin, texas, wher
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